Here is a sort of 'get to know each others tastes' questionnaire to fill five minutes of your life.



1: What fictional character would you most like to see interact in the Village?



2: What prematurely aborted or cancelled television series (and its consequent lack of closure) has left you utterly empty inside?



3: What television/film genre never fails to put you to sleep?



4: What well known voice would you like to have read you to sleep each night?



5: If you were accidentally bombarded with cosmic rays what superhuman ability would you hope to come away with?



6: What is the most valuable lesson you ever learned from “The Twilight Zone”?



7: What musical act would you like to see on trial for crimes against humanity?



8: Who is your favorite dead musician?



9: What stand-up comedian would be performing every night in your own personal Hell?



10: What book would you most like to see adapted for a 12 hour HBO style television series?



11: Who is your favorite villain?



12: If you were one of only two human beings on a post-apocalyptic Earth, with whom would most like to repopulate the planet?



13: What is a favorite film that you feel ‘special’ about loving because you believe that not many others are aware of it?



14: What is the television series that you are the most embarrassed about being a fan of?



15: What television program(s) do you find to be as enjoyable as “The Prisoner”?



16: What is your favorite fictional television series within another real television series?



17: Apart from “The Prisoner”, what do you consider to be the most satisfying television series finale ever?

1: What fictional character would you most like to see interact in the Village?
Al (more Village!) Czervik

2: What prematurely aborted or cancelled television series (and its consequent lack of closure) has left you utterly empty inside?
The Smurfs

3: What television/film genre never fails to put you to sleep?
Late night TV past my bed time?

4: What well known voice would you like to have read you to sleep each night?
Tie: Benny Hill and Marty Feldman

5: If you were accidentally bombarded with cosmic rays what superhuman ability would you hope to come away with?
Did you see the scene in Watchmen with Doctor Manhattan multi-tasking Silk Spectre II?

6: What is the most valuable lesson you ever learned from “The Twilight Zone”?
Don’t smoke.

7: What musical act would you like to see on trial for crimes against humanity?
Gracjan Roztocki. Ok, how about the Munich Philharmonic Orchestra during the Third Reich?

8: Who is your favorite dead musician?
Gabriel (you know, the Angel)

9: What stand-up comedian would be performing every night in your own personal Hell?
Don Rickles – duh!

10: What book would you most like to see adapted for a 12 hour HBO style television series?
Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter

11: Who is your favorite villain?
Louis Cyphre

12: If you were one of only two human beings on a post-apocalyptic Earth, with whom would most like to repopulate the planet?
That reality show wife who had all those kids, and still counting.

13: What is a favorite film that you feel ‘special’ about loving because you believe that not many others are aware of it?
Dark Star

14: What is the television series that you are the most embarrassed about being a fan of?
Tie: It’s About Time, and My Mother, the Car

15: What television program(s) do you find to be as enjoyable as “The Prisoner”?
Cela revelerait. Ce ne serait pas du jeu.

16: What is your favorite fictional television series within another real television series?
“Big Shot”, with Punch and Judy

17: Apart from “The Prisoner”, what do you consider to be the most satisfying television series finale ever?
The Prisoner 2009, because I am satisfied that cheap ripoff imitation didn’t even come near the quality of the original, wasn’t faithful to it, and its going nowhere finale ain’t going nowhere.